“And the big surprise, is that the fucking image uploads are being stored in fucking RAW!”
Isn’t that probably a feature, which would then also be advertised to the end user? Maybe for photo-artists and such
lol yes, however I’m purely combining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsBRTEm6HlI
with RAW being an image format. of course it would make sense on a paid image storage service. I’m sorry you felt the whoosh
Senior developer: “not my coin miner!! … i mean, how’d that get there?”
You joke, but I’ve actually been responsible for a coder getting shown the door for running a coin miner on his work laptop.
In his defense, cyber security at that company was crap for a long time. After a ransomware outbreak, they started paying attention and brought some folks like myself in to start digging out. This guy missed the easy out of, “hey that’s not mine!” The logs we had were spotty enough that we would have just nuked the laptop and moved on. But no, he had to fight us and insist that he should be allowed to run a coin miner on his work laptop. Management was not amused.
I would watch this. Especially if it was an angry Brit, rather than a dramatic American. And even more if it didn’t keep replaying the same 5 minutes of telly before and after each ad break. And even more if it didn’t have an ad break every 10 minutes that lasted 5 minutes.
Silicon Valley
Management: “But the coin miners are the only ones maintaining the server, if it wasn’t for that it would have died long time ago”
I wouldn’t deploy this for my fucking dog, roll it back now!
Me and friends borked our school network by making it a doge coin miner in high school, the IT guy was not pleased.
For the small niche that would find it comprehensible, that would be gold. Maybe it would work as a YouTube channel.
The trick is that software companies and their clients tend to be more publicity-averse than restaurants, and for Kitchen Nightmares they need to find ones that will straight-up agree to be made an ass of to get on TV.
Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They’re in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.
