Are U mad they would fight, or mate

This meme is so old it could vote. For Regan.

Dick goes deep

A picture of Rick - Richard “Dick” Astley was unwanted? :o

Yeah of course, if they looked attractive to me and liked me back.

Uh mine gets kicked accidentally at least once a day despite me trying to be careful. She is orange, though. She gets so excited for food that shin-headbutts slow down the food-getting process by 3/4ths.

Try asking in german

Compliment the endurance of their lettuces

30 minutes

You just start to like that feeling.

The reptilians ate all the Nazis

I diagrammed it on the whiteboard at work to explain it to the accountant who:

• Believed the far side of the moon was always in shadow

• Believed that we had not yet seen the far side of the moon.

So I taught her a little history and a little celestial mechanics and now she understands.

Thanks, KSP!

The headlights of the spaceship of course

They’ve stolen 10 of them since December

Mosquito implies the existence of a far larger Mosqo.

For easier disposal and more surface area for Maillard reaction

How did they get it to pose next to earth for this photo?

Nor the US Navy 😬

Wrong strait homie

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