My dude. You’re way too chronically online. I say this with love. Go touch some grass please
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Ah, just a crazy person then. Got it
Troll? Honestly hard to tell anymore
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"You let your dog sleep in your bed and on the couch?????" Yeah bro & I'd let him borrow my car too if he needed it
4·2 days agoDo something unforgettable then. Take a shit on the white house lawn or something
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Trump: I said to somebody the other day, am I better politician or construction/real estate person? They didn't know how to answer that question. I am not sure how to answer either
14·2 days agoHe excels in one area better than any human to ever live. Con man of the century right here
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Trump: When I walk through the white house, young women say thank you very much.
2·2 days agoSafe? A terrorist your administration vetted just murdered to guards. Go fuck yourself don
This man touched my penis
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize
5·2 days agoFuck fifa. Protest the world cup
I didn’t know there was a douche bag conference going on. Glad to see its board members meeting up
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’
241·2 days agoWhen he dies im gonna throw a party. I hate parties. But I hate him more
I live in a very red state. If I were to put a Democrat bumper sticker on my car then my windows would get shot out
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hillary Clinton Says Young Americans Are Pro-Palestine Because They Watch ‘Totally Made Up’ Videos of Gaza HorrorsEnglish
12·6 days agoIf you still support the Clinton’s then youre a part of the problem
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump calls Ilhan Omar 'garbage' and says Somalis should 'go back to where they came from'English
101·7 days agoTrump should go and stay in Florida. He’s yalls problem. Feed him to the gators or whatever
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The President of the United States of America 🫡
3·7 days agoIts just a corpse. A speaking, diaper shitting corpse
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate
2·7 days agoThe larger the gem for the butt plug isn’t always what matters most
When i was in my 20s people always asked me how I stayed so skinny. “Have you tried being poor and being an alcoholic?”
I think its gets good in toward the end of the 4th quarter. You know, when its over and something good comes on



You as well my noodle bro