Sometimes Anon is wholesome to keep us guessing. It won’t last long.

Climate change solved

Gotta try this before it gets patched

Maybe you’re being dropped into another instance in the simulation.

His mother wasn’t creative

All wars are secretly about magic bones.

Basically ya

• Ally yourself with whoever you spoke to last.

• Do diplomacy by shouting in public and assuming the message will reach your enemy.

This greentext gets closer every year

No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.

Sometimes. As a treat.

He’s like if a deranged shitpost became president.

Probably

In his bank account

This Anon is off their meds. I can’t begin to parse some of this.

I’m not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.

This Anon doesn’t seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships…

Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

Anon doesn’t realize how good he has it.

Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018

Weirdly intense and antagonistic internet communists.

Like, picture that guy you avoided conversations with when you were 19.