Okay. Make a copper wire. Make a magnet.

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Yes.

Is the sentence “Finish the job” illegal?

Sonarr. Radarr. Whisparr if you’re a sicko.

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Don’t forget to use your thumb, too.

Remember to schedule your colonoscopy!

At this point, I want a tshirt that says, in a stylized font, “Finish. The. Job.”

Whenever I see a spider in the house, I don’t kill it. I do however, pick up my cat and say, “look dude, move out along before she figures out how to get to you. She will murder your ass.”

The spider, always, leaves.

I unironically love that entire album, start to finish. But Call Me and My Sharona are the standouts.

You know what I haven’t seen in a long time? A mom and pop grocery where all the diver sticks either broke or went missing, and the store wither couldn’t afford or couldn’t be bothered to buy replacements, and so just replaced them with pieces of wood.

Funny because this is me, and German subs on Lemmy. And it’s hilarious because literally every time it happens, I re-read the headline at least two or three times thinking to myself “why can’t I understand this? Am I drunk?”

Here’s the point in which I realized I didn’t understand coding at all.

There as a mod for a game, that was like 95% of what I wanted. It just needed a few values changed, and it would have been perfect for me.

Fortunately, the entire mod was hosted on github, and it was just 3 ‘.js’ files. I figured, hey, how bad could it be? I’ll have a look around, find the values I’m looking for, make a couple tweaks…

All three files were entirely, top to bottom, just INCLUDE statements. Not a single line of ‘code’. And somehow that’s supposed to do something? That’s when I realized I was cooked.

Beep boop.

The recently re-released Taco Bell 7 layer burrito.

It was not.

54%? That’s a lot of piss!