Only a few short galactic years off!

Summer sausage. Onions and pickle sliced real thin, but a generous portion nonetheless. Copped spinach, splash of rice vinegar. On sourdough with mayo. 10/10

Burn thine heathen I say!

Baja blast as written is universal. Even uncontacted tribes know what’s up with Baja blast

I started leaving one bud out when I’m in a public crowded place. You gotta be aware of your surroundings for many reasons, politeness being one

Some hydrogen definitely, probably a lil helium

I’m sorry, but this looked super easy to un fuck. The bottom driver just had to pull forward a bit and to the right, enough for the guy on the right to get through. I don’t think they were “stuck” so much as this was a cool photo with a click baity title.

I stand corrected!

Well I’ve never seen a gas station blow up, so it must be fine

Ya, but you gotta factor in the higher taxes, as I’m sure it ends up being a 1099, you’re looking at a third gone right there. Insurance money, both for the car and health insurance. Gas money, and finally wear and tear on the vehicle. Be lucky to clear 40$ off 200 when it’s all said and done.

Tumpistan

I’m not sure whether to give you a medal, or assemble the townfolk and hand out torches and pitchforks.

It’s where farts come from

“brass city” as you spit near their shoes is good too!

Oh good. Now Black Rock private equity can bribe our corrupt af federal government for it to use in their data centers. Surely this will go well!

Teen-jus!

Hard disagree on better call Saul. It’s one of my all-time favorites. Such a good character study into corruption, deceit and redemption.

I thought it was the world most boringest acid trip. Just beige nonsense.