At least Nathan Fielder will make me laugh

Ed Sheeran has an estimated net worth of around $350 million to $400 million

Won’t somebody think of the millionaires? His whole livelihood is at stake here!

I was working at a UPS sorting facility when a box of live snakes broke open. That was a fun day

Sort of like how IBM was a part of the Nuremberg trials? Oh wait they helped translate the trials, they weren’t on trial.

I’m going to run with this insane take next time I’m asked if I want one of these apparently legitimate military targets in my backyard

On telegram you can push play on Ukraine war footage and you won’t beat the rate of upload, it just doesn’t end. I’m constantly baffled by the “there’s no footage” group of people. There’s more war footage from the last 4 years than the rest of human history combined.

I was radicalized when a Roku TV told me I needed to be online to change an input name from HDMI1 to Xbox. Motherfucker WHAT.

More and more, Elon sort of reminds me of old yeller if old yeller was a human that spoke English. Every time he opens his mouth it’s obvious he needs put down.

There’s a documentary on Pepe that includes the original artist, if you’re interested in the story. both the fictional canon and real life arc.

https://youtu.be/ZEiqZWw5vYs

Young people just don’t understand saving, and how your options expand after saving even just a little bit. Use this post as an example - if you put that $100-130 away every month, in about 6 months you can afford a gun. This gives you a lot more opportunities.

Can I offer Ceaușescu as an option?

This sounds long and drawn out. Find a quicker solution

In a normal world the guillotine would have fallen already

Everything they don’t like is left wing. Their brain doesn’t function beyond that.

I bet there’s even more gold and copper in those things

Found my lawn furniture like this earlier. The wind is crazy today

“Tell me what you do, not what you will do.” -Epictetus

All of these democrats like him and AOC don’t even tell you what they will do. They wax on about what everyone else should do. Fucking losers.

Old man rambling about obvious shit again. Is shitposting on twitter his whole job?

There has never been a square meter of dirt that deserved a bomb dropped on it more than that square meter of dirt in that photo. The world would instantly be a better place.

It’s only illegal if you turn it on.