from shameless conman to the next great dictator, who would’ve thunk it?

Sleepy Don.

How else can he defeat the woke agenda?

I can’t fix her, but I still love her 🥺

revolutionary to horrific despot 😔

humongous if replicable

Many such cases. It’s why decentralized defense networks like the Bun Alert System (BAS) are so important

game is already perfect tho

Just because nastier rooms exist doesn’t make this room functional

also:

You’re right, you don’t get the joke.

she can ruin me

The rich certainly can’t

Considering how my room looks in the best of times, I have little hope 😞

I didn’t know they could be so… flat…

It wasn’t a joke, it’s just funny commentary on how twisted the advertising logic is

sorry, i don’t make the rules

No they won’t. They’ll be living worse lives that an average nobody in a world where they made the world more stable and prosperous. They’ll have pollution in their blood, be at constant risk of backstabbing by other rich fucks, and only a handful of kings will live as well as billionaires did in the 80s. The current trajectory sees not only the wealthy having more wealth, but the wealthy being fewer and fewer people. As there is less to steal from the citizens, the only people left to fleece are the rest of the nobility.

They’re just fatalistic and believe nobody can improve things, so it might as well be them on top of the increasingly narrow and unstable trash heap. They’re not on top because they’re smarter, but because some clout chaser has to be lucky.

based

Yup