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6 hours agoThe chicken didn’t cross the road, but still made it to the other side.
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Slowpoke is a laughably slow Pokémon, so this meme template always involves news or jokes from years ago as an integral part of its own joke. This one is about Tiger Woods’ affair.
13·1 day agoVirginia Foxx
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Virginia Foxx
DC Office: (202) 225-2017
Boone Office: (828) 265-0240
Mayodan Office: (336) 778-0211Michelle Fischbach
DC Office: (202) 225-2165
Moorhead Office: (218) 422-2090
Willmar Office: (320) 403-6100Erin Houchin
DC Office: (202) 225-5315
Salem Office: (812) 288-3999Nick Langworthy
DC Office: (202) 225-3161
Jamestown Office: (716) 488-8111
Olean Office: (585) 543-5033
Corning Office: (607) 377-3130
Clarence Office: (716) 547-6844Austin Scott
DC Office: (202) 225-6531
Tifton Office: (229) 396-5175
Warner Robins Office: (478) 971-1776Morgan Griffitha
DC Office: (202) 225-3861
Christiansburg Office: (540) 381-5671
Abingdon Office: (276) 525-1405Brian Jack
DC Office: (202) 225-5901
Newnan Office: (770) 683-2033
21·2 days agoThey’re trans. Is it safe to assume New Vegas is in their library?
55·2 days agoI could be misinterpreting the article, but it seems Ken Jennings is actually shunning Newsom for being open to the idea that there shouldn’t be trans kids or trans people in sports.
2·2 days agoI would go see it for sure. Would love to see the reveal at the end where he’s actually very handsome, wearing a wife beater and jorts.
10·2 days agoMy life is a series of unintentional Letterkenny references
I should probably watch it at this point
6·2 days agoI’ve seen advice to turn the firewall on, but that would probably mess up any multiplayer.
Tbh I just started playing Unciv instead, which is an open-source recreation of Civ V + G&K, with a BNW mod already existing.
AFAIK, there are mods that add Civ VI rules as well. It’s been great for me because you can play it on your phone, so you can start a Marathon game with your friends and just crack out a few turns throughout the day.
Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?
19·2 days agoBeen a while since I’ve seen any Superman, but I’m pretty sure a major part of Lex Luthor’s character is he’s selfish, but he also thinks he’s helping humanity by trying to get rid of Superman.
From what I understand, these are the data types their EULA allows them to collect:
• Identifiers / Contact Information: Name, user name, gamertag, postal and email address, phone number, unique IDs, mobile device ID, platform ID, gaming service ID, advertising ID (IDFA, Android ID) and IP address
• Protected Characteristics: Age and gender
• Commercial Information: Purchase and usage history and preferences, including gameplay information
• Billing Information: Payment information (credit / debit card information) and shipping address
• Internet / Electronic Activity: Web / app browsing and gameplay information related to the Services; information about your online interaction(s) with the Services or our advertising; and details about the games and platforms you use and other information related to installed applications
• Device and Usage Data: Device type, software and hardware details, language settings, browser type and version, operating system, and information about how users use and interact with the Services (e.g., content viewed, pages visited, clicks, scrolls)
• Profile Inferences: Inferences made from your information and web activity to help create a personalized profile so we can identify goods and services that may be of interest
• Audio / Visual Information: Account photos, images, and avatars, audio information via chat features and functionality, and gameplay recordings and video footage (such as when you participate in playtesting)
• Sensitive Information: Precise location information (if you allow the Services to collect your location), account credentials (user name and password), and contents of communications via chat features and functionality.Now, this may not be any more egregious than other big corpo EULAs, but I really don’t want Take2/2K to have a full profile on me in their database.
Just a warning, 2K’s new EULA is EXTREMELY invasive.
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kinda stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert
And you’re getting two thumbs up
“I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED”
This strip itself is a wholesome take on the old (dark as fuck) “joke”:
“What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?”
“Hit her until she starts washing dishes again.”
Referring to your spouse as your dishwasher is a little dehumanizing, but I get what the cartoonist was going for.
7·4 days agoBeautiful post OP, this is art.
Nice. The first time I ever played CrossCode, I was shocked at how much it felt like a Nintendo DS game. The sprites, UI, and music are so representative of the DS era. Plus, playing the game with Mouse & Keyboard controls is so reminiscent of using the stylus for games it’s ridiculous.
It looks like they’re doing the same thing with this, except it looks like a 3DS game. I’m in.