Still I’d ideally like .com addresses to be reserved for commercial entities and, while we’re here, US-specific sites to more widely use .us. Just to acknowledge I know this is a very pedantic hill.

People should respect the intent of top level domains. e.g. videos at youtu.be should be related to Belgium, and podcasts with a .fm domain should only be podcasts related to the Federated States of Micronesia. Users at lemm.ee should be from Estonia.

An Essex girl is involved in a car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on the scene.

Medic: “I’m a paramedic and I’m going to ask you some questions. OK?”

Girl: “OK”

Medic: “what’s your name?”

Girl: “Sharon”

Medic: “OK Sharon, is this your car?”

Sharon: “yes”

Medic: “where are you bleeding from?”

Sharon: “Romford, mate.”

(I was born in Essex so I think I’m allowed to tell these :p)