I think I’d go with the moths. Least likely to kill me.

Vore is definitely in my top 5 do not understand fetishes.

Invite new folks who want to play ttrpgs specifically, let the typical folks know that there will be new folks, and see who sticks around after the shoe drops.

I think someone on 4chan once answered this question: It’s the only form of segregation white folks are okayed to use, so they cling to it like they do guns and religion.

Calls someone a retard

accuses them of not having compassion

Boy howdy.

Just use oil.

What about cute animal killers?

While the rural areas are a red stronghold, it’s not that much, and while cities tend to trend blue, there are large bastions of entrenched reds. If you were to hazard a guess as to what those entrenched red areas look like, you would be right if you guessed they fit the costco demographic pretty well.

Oh, cool that’s the one where they joke about the water being scared of the mammoth, so they put ‘walls’ on the boat to prevent it from being seen and therefore the boat floats instead of sinks?

Free guns, everybody! Anybody know how the weapons are actually handled? Is there a central point where they show up to each day and are given a gun, or do they keep them on them at all times?

Those have always been a weird thing to me. Like, yeah, I definitely enjoy simulating the fantasy life, but there’s something to the being life or death, and being stuck in it, that makes those actually work. If it wasn’t a forced thing, they’d just be generic and boring. The recent one, shangri-la frontier, kind of fails to engage me (I mean to say, I enjoy it, but verisimilitude is broken) simply because it’s so forward about the main character(s) having plot armor, and it partly has to be so forward about it because the characters aren’t stuck in the world, so there’s no explaining away things like sword art online did by having all the characters be ‘equal’ in terms of time played.

I don’t know. I may not have liked all of the stuff he did, but the larry the cable guy bit had some good ones, and foxworthy’s bit about drug side effects was well done.

Unabashedly one of my favorite songs.

That reminds me that I actually do need to go get more lotion.

I’m so glad we have actual freedom of speech on Lemmy

Eh…

Have to go to .ml to properly comment about american imperialism and other things that jordan doesn’t like.

Have to go anywhere but .ml (except slurping up more of that .world slop) to properly criticize china, russia, or north korea.

Have to go to hexbear to see my pig shit on pig balls.

Have to go to tiny, one user communities to see insane harry potter fan fics…

What is this world coming to? Why can’t I have it all? Free speech? 6/10, provides a minimum, but could be better. Would use again.

There’s lots of red tape and forgetting, not to mention simply not responding to them as if a nurse was walking by a hospital room with the call light on, that can be done. There are numerous articles out there about diabetics going into comas because they were denied the insulin their family had for them in the prison lobby, individuals who were seizing being ignored, people with broken bones being thrown into general pop, etc. etc.

I wouldn’t count on getting better care. You might, but you might not.

The humorous bit to me is I have never even been tempted to stealth arch. I just started flaming people to death from level one and never stop. Why, yes, I will kill alduin with double handed flames, thank you very much!

I’m now going to hear crotchet every time I read crochet, thanks.

You’ll take my beautiful ceramic away from me after my last dying breath, villain!

Pffft, how I know I’m an adult:

• I gained 20 lbs, bucked the fuck up and lost it in 4 months
• I sleep, refreshed because I actually get my full night’s worth in, and go have fun
• My back, knees, elbows, feet, and hands hurt, because I overuse them, so I go get in the bath and soak the aches away and get up and out ready to do some more
• Comfort has always been more important than style
• Spatulas are so last year; I’m getting nerdy about my glass tupperware stuff
• Chores are for bores… ah fuck, I can’t twist this one
• College students are fun to talk to, and easy to push into certain conversation flows that get them out of my hair
• Life is good; go get a hobby that you actually enjoy