I’ll give you a hundred dollars to fuck off

I remember when it all first started. They’d say “If you don’t have anything to hide then what’s the problem?” Now look where we’re at, have an emergency, trying to get out of a bad situation, maybe the forest is on fire - sorry your car won’t start until you calm down. Give it another few years and it’ll be much much worse. Anyone who supports this is a complete moron.

Aktchually…

Consider me woked up

An average full size truck sits at 6’. This short king is the height of a 12 year old

Edit: 6’ not 6"

Everything was open late before covid. Wegmans and Walmart were 24/7, we had pizza places open till 3am, etc.

During college I worked retail on second shift, it wasn’t so bad.

I’d friend the shit out of her ship

America loves the simplicity of rooting for one side but the reality is both Democrats and Republicans are fucking awful.

I’ll pass

Just add olive oil, skip the vinegar

Wouldn’t having a cell phone in your pocket make you the damsel in distress and everything else the predators?

I think the real solution here is ear muffs. A couple twin size mattresses and a ratchet strap could save lives.

I’m so disappointed to find out that Nancy Grace is still alive

Reddit is a vast network…

Damn do I love lemmie

Oil go splooosh into bucket. No more oil splooshing? Screwy thing goes back on. Yell all set bay 2!

I sometimes put on yesterday’s dry pair of socks when I go to bed to keep my feet warm. I usually take them off before falling asleep. What am I?

That’s the only Bible verse I know, that and coolios.

But to be fair every religious person I’ve ever known has been a wrinkled whore. It’s as if going to church some how permits them to be degenerates.

The way things are going both with the hardware market and government over reach it won’t be long until all we can own are thin clients that rent hardware from virtual servers. In less than 10 years we won’t own our PCs and will have absolutely no privacy or anonymity online.

That was the point

All these posts and no one mentions the comedy and story telling. It’s better than any show or movie you’ve ever witnessed

Oh you’re looking to add black beans to your chili. That’s a fantastic idea, it will add flavor and nutrients that everyone will appreciate. You’re on your way to making the best chili. Go you