You just activated neurons in my brain that hadn’t fired in 20 years

Weirdo MAGA moron

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

I’m just glad I don’t have to find out which baseball players accept White House invitations from child rapists.

Not enough people seem to realize that “wellness” has absolutely no meaning, and that anyone can call themselves a wellness expert, wellness guru, wellness influencer, wellness advocate, etc.

The unsubscribe button is just a placebo.

If you try to unsubscribe you’re a traitor, and probably antisemitic…somehow!

Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.

I had to do this with a PC once. I upgraded the GPU in an old HP, and then it would overheat playing Modern Warfare 2. Finally just took off the side of the case and pointed a box fan at it. Never overheated again.

Fair. And, quite frankly, overdue.

Tweet of Theseus

Just watch a movie, bro

The Henry Ford election system^TM

This feels like an internet explorer meme

Guys, I’m starting to think we Americans may not get to pick our own next leader…

I may be the proud owner of the Trogdor board game.

What if I’ve never used it? Can I still cancel it? Can I not use it harder?

Hasn’t the US set the precedent that this is ok?

Head on collisions not interesting enough? Try adding cacti to your dashboard!