biochemist. i think I’m the worst lol

[WALL OF TEXT RESPONSE]

“hey man no need to be defensive i was just asking if there was a reason you moved the thing or it just got misplaced…”

me, realizing I automatically go into defensive don’t-get-in-trouble mode every time someone asks a neutral question:

:(

[WALL OF TEXT RESPONSE]

“hey man no need to be defensive i was just asking if there was a reason you moved the thing or it just got misplaced…”

me, realizing I automatically go into defensive don’t-get-in-trouble mode every time someone asks a neutral question:

:(

Never considered what they’re made of, but paper makes sense since it rips.

Now I’m thinking, if you could figure out a way to dye the paper all the way through, if someone manages to rip off the top layer of paper, the remaining paper residue would still be readable 😈

severely upset that surface area to volume ratio basically prohibits macroscopic bacteria

there are these fuckin weirdos tho

edit: I have just learned of macroscopic bacteria. I’ll be damned

giant isopods are pretty rad

I love pluots and get excited on the rare occasions groceries near me have them. I’m a simple lady

scrapple is indeed disgusting, I’ll take care of all the scrapple give it to me 👍

the region i live in is my apartment so I’m voting for dairy-free basil pesto gnocchi and an ice cold monster ultra white

GO BIRDS

including the handses

best i can do is roll of removal-resistant “I PARK LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE” stickers

I’m really irritated at how depression has made me an expert in cleaning individual parts of my body to prevent stink (pits, privates, hair over side of tub, feet, etc.) all to avoid just stepping into the fuckin shower and getting it all over with at once

I was in the “I don’t brush my teeth consistently but I’ve never had a cavity so it’s probably fine” camp until I got dental insurance and found out I did, in fact, have cavities :[ they had been slowly progressing and I was lucky they got to them before they broke all the way through the enamel

if you have the means to do so, even if you have to look up dental training schools that do exams really cheap, please get your dental exams as close to biannually as you can, you’re worth it <3

*gets run over bc i didn’t want to stop and lose all my speed and the airflow keeping me uncooked*

wh— ok that explains a lot about why I’m such a pansy about heat

i wonder if stimulants are biochemically less effective in heat, or it’s just that our brains have to also deal with the sensory overload of melting to death thus eating into the medication’s mitigation of dopamine deficit… or both perhaps

*hi-fives in serial hobbyist that also just got into bicycles*

(except there’s been a heat advisory where I live for the past week so I can’t ride safely 😭)

welcome to the Door Monster club we have 1 joke but plenty of fun

(the 1 joke is that Kyle never sleeps)

Kyle! :D

Been a Doormonster fan since they had the questionable channel name (lol). Kyle tells it like it is, as both a writer and a feminist. A lot of people balk at hearing cis dudes criticize bad female character writing because “how could they really understand,” but Kyle even acknowledges that (the answer is have literally more than 0 empathy lol)

at the very least I’m one gal who can vouch for Kyle’s understanding here. he gets it. good on him.

I hate functional mentally healthy adults!
please