We found one! May we burn her?

I probably would have bought one around launch, but they were impossible to get. So I bought a gaming PC instead - no regrets what so ever.

Throw the whole toolbox! And the dog! And grandma!

Huge throbbing prototaxite? Yes.

Sprays you with water

Seems pretty easy to avoid that blade

What have the Neptunians ever done to you? :(

Keetch?

Norway concluded our covert schemes after we won “Biggest statue of a moose”

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easy there, Dave

Needs an x to sound scary

Torture And eXecute

Microslop 360 One X Plus

They look cool though

Donald Trump = Incompetent bucket of piss

I think he just blurted out a random sequence of noises that coincidentally made sense

They’re all the way down

I want to use my CLAW

One of my dutch co-workers pronounces it “cloud”, which was a little confusing when we were moving to *spits* Azure