

Don’t be late on your mortgage, tuition for any children, and taxes.
And if you keep your phone longer than 6 months you’re a loser.


Don’t be late on your mortgage, tuition for any children, and taxes.
And if you keep your phone longer than 6 months you’re a loser.


Velco them to a stiff board, tilt it so their head is reclined, cover their face with a rag, and pour Tang onto them until they acquiesce.


That and thier leadership is better suited conducting war on a playstation than in real life.
And said leadership does not see a difference.
Phil - Fuckin - Adelphia.
And Adelphia’s dad just went to get his gun.


When people stop working towards the structure and begin to exploit it instead…


I feel that but also recoginize the inherent dark irony.


When forced to make a profit by the profit focused side of reality, idealism has traditionally fractured.


I remember feeling that “We’re cooked” feeling when Wall Street came out. Everyone was shouting “Greed Is Good!” without irony.
I didn’t know what that feeling was then, just the sensation of a huge void falling in my gut.
Had that feeling a few times in life now.


Maybe tying the power structure of the West to financial shell games, drug running, and child sex parties was not a good long term strategy.
Where’s your lucky onion abe?


I thought we were getting a trailer for The Highlander: The Last Apple Peeler
Threeway mirror anyones?


Its better to practice on bird brains before trying it on people brains.


Rick Astley was Ren before Ren.
I dont think humanity has advanced enough to not conspire against each other, no matter the org chart.


I could easily see there having been an order to not share flight plans with our allies.
Stupid, but entirely possible given curcumstances.
Now you live off oil stock dividends and named your children Hazel, Woody, and Deepak Horizon?