Midnight Wolf

❌ Fixing (your) computers for free

✅ Fixing (other) computers for money

Immediately followed by Homer making a scene about being an American

I don’t know what ‘headline’ or ‘Coachella’ means so that’s a yes. Unless headline as in newspaper and Coachella as in a line of sex toys… which wouldn’t change the answer to the question.

Imagine putting up a multi-hour chase, cops doing their best to stop you, and when they finally do they find out you’re blind.

Would have to let you go from the embarrassment alone.

You are freaking out, man

As opposed to crossing farms and fields

Any time someone recommends me a country song

🎶 Yeah my lady left me for my Chevy and only left me the house and barn; and every day that passes, the alligator out back is lookin’ more and more fiiiine 🎶

Pixel 10 Fold owner checking in 👋

Professionally? No. Amateur? On joystick (twitch for horny), bluesky (before that, twitter), telegram, tumblr (before the porn ban), pornhub (before the purge). They are an ex. There are likely a couple more friends and exs doing the same, but I don’t have links to those, just a strong hunch.

A different ex had a side job as a stripper while going to uni. They were eager to please, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it went beyond just showing off the goods. No records though, of course.

E: and I’ve been dipping my foot into this sort of thing as well, but not enough to count myself in this list :p

It’s always greener on the other side

It must because it’s so big OwO

UwU notices ur commenty-wommity

I got 4 bingos here 😎

thread takes an unexpected turn to horniness

You called? 🐺 🍆 😏

I went from Dockge to Dockhand, though both are good. Dockge was my UI of choice for the last couple of years, so slim and simple. I tried Dockhand on a whim and the extra features won me over, without having a bazillion buttons and confusing UI.

4:3 vs 8:5

Always a subway, never a domway 😔

“why do you wear clothes?”

Well, and the fact that (personal feelings) it’s hard knowing that you are killing animals for food, even if they are very tasty. Hair can be handled, crying yourself to sleep every night does things to you.

Though ‘furry owned and operated’ business, hell yeah. But why is it only in the IT and Artistic categories… 🤔

Soft and cuddly murder kitty 🐯