• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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            2 months ago

            For there’s no man in town half as manly,

            Perfect, a bear so-far-gone,

            You can ask each of Tom, Dick and Stanley,

            And they’ll tell you whose top they pre-fer to be on

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              Gaston has topped every willing villager behind the local tavern but i have zero problem believing he still intends to marry Belle and have 12 kids. He’s a hunting lodge bear but his sequel orientation is dominant. Doesn’t matter who.