Something about the aggressive swearing makes this more wholesome haha

Falseknees is so good

Just did this round my garden, sweet peas, blackcurrants and raddishes good morning so far

The swearing is not fucking needed.

I sometimes wonder if the way my dog thinks internally, if mapped most accurately by some mental translator tool to English, would be cutesy and the cliche of doglike, or if their intense excitement would map most closely to curse words instead.