The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoSafety firstmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square199linkfedilinkarrow-up1577arrow-down15
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minus-squareNotSteve_@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down3·1 month agoWhat the fuck are Americans doing?
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoI’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
minus-squareTheThrillOfTime@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 month agoI ask myself this everyday
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 month ago“Well organized” “militia”
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 month agoShop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.” Customer: “Ain’t loaded.” Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.” Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.” Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoTrying to convince each other that we’re “responsible gun owners”
What the fuck are Americans doing?
I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
But with guns.
I ask myself this everyday
“Well organized” “militia”
Shop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.”
Customer: “Ain’t loaded.”
Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.”
Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.”
Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
Dying, a lot
Trying to convince each other that we’re “responsible gun owners”