Sperm is not people. Unless you’re squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn’t work.

So did your mom! (And I assume my mom too but it’s not something I like to think of, lol)

THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.