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    I got barely any work this week, so I’m mostly playing OpenTTD.

    All Mangas Reader bugged out, and I lost the list of ~500 manga series I was tracking. Ouch. This was a blessing in disguise, though; it forced me to install Suwayomi. After I got used to Suwayomi I learned to love it better than AMG.

    My arm is full of small scratches and bites, because one of my cats needs to be pet 25h/day, paws my arm when asking for attention (without retracting the claw, bloody arsehole), and to make it worse she gets overexcited if petted for too long. She’s almost 17yo so I’m cutting her some slack.

    Thanks to the same cat, though, I almost got a heatstroke. Summer has been harsh these days; she likes to sleep in my room, but hates the fan, so I was avoiding to turn it on. …I kind of brought this to myself, didn’t I?

    I invited my mum yesterday to an all-you-can-eat steakhouse. It was a pretty penny (I paid for both of us), but she was extremely happy. Specially because steakhouses here often have seafood dishes, and she loves seafood.

    Speaking on food. I prepared 600g worth of flour in Berlin balls for a party, and at the end it was all gone. People loved them, and even asked me the recipe. (It’s simply a Polish recipe I translated, adapted, and filled with a pastry cream.)

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        I called them “Berlin balls” but I don’t know their actual English name; in Polish they’re pączki, in Portuguese either sonhos (dreams) or bolas de Berlim (Berlin balls). Their dough is similar to donuts, but they don’t have that hole, and they’re typically filled instead of topped.

        Dough:

        • 3~4 cups of flour (375~500g)
        • 1/2 package of instant yeast (~7g? amount can be eyeballed)
        • 4 Tbsp sugar (50g)
        • 1/2 tsp salt (3g)
        • 1 cup lukewarm milk (240ml)
        • 2 large eggs (100g)
        • 2 Tbsp veg oil (30g)
        • vanilla extract to taste

        Finishing:

        • veg oil for deep-frying
        • either caster’s sugar or refined sugar, for sprinkling
        • filling of your choice [see notes]
        1. Mix all dough ingredients together, starting with 3 cups of flour. Add more flour as necessary; the resulting dough should be wet, but not too sticky, you should be able to spread it afterwards.
        2. Knead the dough and let is rest for two hours or so. It should visibly expand.
        3. With a rolling pin, spread the dough on a flat and floured surface, until it’s ~1cm thick. Cut it into discs with a cookie cutter, a glass, or similar; I aim for 8cm diameter discs but you can make them larger or smaller as you want.
        4. Let the discs rest again, for 90min or so. Note they’ll expand mostly vertically, the discs won’t get meaningfully larger but they do get thicker.
        5. Deep-fry the discs in oil, 180°C, until golden.
        6. Sprinkle sugar over them, preferably while still hot.
        7. Let them cool, make a small cut on their sides, and use the cut to fill them with a sweet paste of your choice.

        Notes:

        • from my experience, the actual amount of flour varies quite a bit. That’s why I suggest starting with 3 cups and add more as needed.
        • don’t spread the dough too thick. Otherwise it gets raw inside. [insert Gordon Ramsay meme.]
        • as you cut the dough into discs, the leftovers can (and should) be rolled together, for a second batch. Do note however this second batch of dough tends to be denser than the first one, so you might want to roll it thinner than the first one.
        • fillings are up to your taste. There’s no “wrong” answer, but you’ll probably want something with strong flavour. Common fillings here are jams, dulce de leche, whipped cream, chocolate ganache, guava cheese. I’ll also provide recipes for two that IMO work great.

        Pastry cream:

        • two yolks
        • 1 carton of condensed milk (400ml)
        • 400ml whole milk
        • 1 Tbsp cornstarch

        Just mix all ingredients and let them cook over low fire, while mixing constantly, until it thickens. Then let it cool.

        Homemade strawberry jam:

        • 500g strawberries
        • juice of one lime
        • sugar to taste

        Clean and coarsely cut the strawberries. Then cook them with the lime juice and sugar, until they start breaking down. Then let it cool in a hidden place so your mum doesn’t eat it all by the spoon. (Mine did it once.)