• BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      Big Radish had my cousin murdered. He was a small town Radish farmer and peddler. Had a small farm and stand. Made an honest living. They sent in their enforcers. They burned down his radish…

      …sorry I needed a minute. This is hard for me. They burned down his farm. They dug a hole in the ground and buried him with his head sticking out of the ground and taunted him. They called him “radish boy” and chanted, “TAPROOT TAPROOT TAPROOT!!” Until eventually they pulled him out by his head, snapping his neck. One said, “This one is rotten!,” and left him in the ground.

      You may ask how I know all the details. The farm was well-equipped with cameras. Also, I was there. Also, I was paid by big Radish to do it.

      Radishes are amazing.