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jankforlife@lemmy.ml to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 months ago

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    0/10 this could have been a hexagon

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    One fender bender and you’re rolling for miles

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    Custom made for a commercial my dreams will remain dreams.

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    That’s what she said …

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    Did you here what they did to Pluto?

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      That’s messed up, right?

      This also made me immediately think of The Blueberry.

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    Pea is stored in the balls?

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    If I was a worm, this is the sort of car I would drive.

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    Where do you store this?

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      it is ball shaped so the pea is stored in the balls.

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