While speaking at a Turning Point USA event in Athens, Georgia, Vice President JD Vance said that Pope Leo XIV should “be careful” when he talks about theology. The pope recently criticized the war with Iran.
Queen Elizabeth was immortal right? Everyone knows that. But when Lizz Truss became prime minister, the queen was like “oh blimey, I believe it best that I take my departure from this unfortunate circumstance forthwith” which is translated to peasant English “screw this shit I’m outta here”. JD Vance is like a toddler Truss so if I were the pope, I’d kill myself too. I mean, you believe in God and an after life, you are the person standing between your imaginary world and reality for whoever believes in that shit. But after meeting this bozo you can’t believe in a god anymore, all hope is lost, fuck this world, it has no future. “Hoc nihil est; abeo.”
The day (or the day after, can’t remember) he visited the previous pope, the pope died.
Died of cringe
Queen Elizabeth was immortal right? Everyone knows that. But when Lizz Truss became prime minister, the queen was like “oh blimey, I believe it best that I take my departure from this unfortunate circumstance forthwith” which is translated to peasant English “screw this shit I’m outta here”. JD Vance is like a toddler Truss so if I were the pope, I’d kill myself too. I mean, you believe in God and an after life, you are the person standing between your imaginary world and reality for whoever believes in that shit. But after meeting this bozo you can’t believe in a god anymore, all hope is lost, fuck this world, it has no future. “Hoc nihil est; abeo.”
Riiiiggghht, “cringe.” That’s what it was…