Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days agoWhat is your absolute favorite joke?message-squaremessage-square158linkfedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1125arrow-down1message-squareWhat is your absolute favorite joke?Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square158linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up20·6 days agoA preacher tells his congregation that next Sunday he will be doing a sermon about the sin of lying. In preparation, he asks them to read Mark 17. The next Sunday, he asks them to raise their hand if they read Mark 17. Everybody raises their hands. The preacher says “that’s funny because there is no Mark 17, Mark only has 16 chapters. Now on to my sermon about the sin of lying”
minus-squaremelsaskca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoThat preacher is the prince of lies! /s
A preacher tells his congregation that next Sunday he will be doing a sermon about the sin of lying. In preparation, he asks them to read Mark 17.
The next Sunday, he asks them to raise their hand if they read Mark 17. Everybody raises their hands.
The preacher says “that’s funny because there is no Mark 17, Mark only has 16 chapters. Now on to my sermon about the sin of lying”
That preacher is the prince of lies! /s
He tempted his flock into sinning.