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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: You fuck her!
Ya know with the right date, it can still be a pretty funny joke. I’ve had dates that would have loved that one.
If you can pull off dumb jokes this one is an easy one to get them to laugh/eyeroll
Edit. So I called my gf and used it:
Me: Hey, i just have a question.
What’s bigger than a tuna?Her: i… Don’t know. What?
Me: A threena!
Long pause.
Her: that was… that was very nice. Very very nice. I don’t know what to do now because of how nice that was …
Her: Are you done?
Me: Yeah, that’s all I got.
Success!
