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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago

My brother was skydiving for the first time but he forgot to open parachute.

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My brother was skydiving for the first time but he forgot to open parachute.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago

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Needles to say, he was very impressed with how it went down.

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Are we saying your brother is a lead balloon?
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  No, but it just happens that he jumped from lead zeppelin

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