The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoBe preparedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1527arrow-down110
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minus-squareBurgerBaron@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoThat was oddly specific AND relatable.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoAre you free to mow my lawn? No fireworks and naps are encouraged.
minus-squareimadethis@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI would mow your lawn. You do keep it trimmed though, right?
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoRight now it looks like someone combed it.
That was oddly specific AND relatable.
I have many talents.
Are you free to mow my lawn? No fireworks and naps are encouraged.
I would mow your lawn. You do keep it trimmed though, right?
Right now it looks like someone combed it.