• VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    18 days ago

    Don’t buy chocolate cookies in July, when the temperature is 105. (one-o-five. Just sayin’)

    Or ship live lobsters, using Ground™, even if it costs more going any other way.

    iiiiiPhone is gonna need a signature. Instead I hand you something wet.

    {Refrain repeats}
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