• musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I prefer to follow the Phil Spector gun rules. First, a gun is to man as a baton is to the conductor of an orchestra. By waving and pointing your gun, you can conduct and orchestrate the flow of any conversation.

    Second, when I doubt, whip it out, if anything your gun can function as an icebreaker, a gun to the face, gets everyone on the same page.

    And finally, shooting is fine, you won’t harm anyone unless you mean to. Bullets are so small, have you seen how big the average American is?

    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 days ago

      😂

      But for real though, that is some criminally awful advice. Don’t do those things, y’all. You will go to prison, and rightfully so.

      He did get one thing right though: presenting a gun in any context definitely changes the vibe of a room. Not in a good way, mind you, but definitely changed.

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            3 days ago

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