To be fair. At home I ain’t got shit to do. On vacation, there’s always something to do…even rushing to the pool/beach to do more nothing.
Hotels be like: yes 06:00-07:30 is the time most people eat, let’s have breakfast then
That’s the thing I hate the most about free hotel breakfast: by the time normal people get up, they’ve already shut it down for the day. I swear they do it on purpose to save money.
Me who wakes up for work at 4am but doesn’t eat anything till 11am.
f*ck morning people
f*ck morning, people
f*ck, morning people…the last thing i want is to interact with another living soul before 11.30, preferably not before 13.30: i wish they were dead, or at least not a part of the world i live in…
You’re spiritually a morning person, just in another time zone.
