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Turtles with a half chub!
FFS I had cornichons in my packed lunch THANK YOU FOR NOTHING.
Why ruin pickles like this?

You’ve improved pickles for me, thanks
I think ‘chodes’ might be a better description. We don’t want to get done for false advertising.
I’d argue that they’re sold in a flaccid state and they’re grow-ers, not show-ers.
You’ve ruined pickles for me, thanks.
You’re welcome, if you’re not completely convinced, check out the bonus video I just edited into the post… Thanks for stopping by!
It’s funny if you don’t know chelonian penises are nightmare fuel.





