Don’t make me take you behind the woodshed.
The cookie with extra butter is rich and delicious.
I agree. I always prefer the “too much butter” cookies.
You can tell it’s delicious just by looking at it, it looks slightly flattened and melty. That’s what the best cookies always look like.
I never had chocolate chip cookies, but there are dedicated recipes for chocolate butter cookies
Amateur home baker here! Usually one labeled as “chewy” will have a higher fat content and more butter. A kind of good comparison ratio is around 2 sticks/16 tablespoons/250g of butter to 2 eggs (or maybe 1 egg and 1 egg yolk) for something that’s fairly high-fat and chewy. Also browning the butter is goooood. If you’re genuinely curious, check out King Arthur Baking’s website for a chewy, or browned butter, chocolate chip cookie recipe. Yes, the flour company. They have excellent recipes.
Wait, you’ve never had a chocolate chip cookie?
dirt
The real question is: clay, sand or silt?
Huh, funny to see that graph look like this. The Dutch one looks a bit different:
The Czech soil triangle is shit. We do recognize písčité/hlinité/jílovité půdy (the three major categories on the left) but the only triangle that isn’t just a translation of the US one (where loam = hlína (dirt) and silt = prach (dust)) is this (from ČSN industry standards), which does not differentiate between silt and clay, the three corners are gravel, sand and fine particles:
I guess they had no technology to differentiate particles below 50 µm so they just separated sand and gravel from the rest and made them differentiated them with a 2mm sieve to still have a 2D chart, which could have just been two 1D axes
Commonly clay, but looks like OP used sandy loam :D
Oops, too much sand! The loam is sandy now!
Oh snap!
If they are hard as a rock and make the dog throw up, then you added too much salt (~7 yr old me when I messed up the measurements). Dirt would probably be better.
Are you sure the dog wasn’t throwing up because chocolate is poison?
They were sugar cookies. However, that much chocolate likely wouldn’t harm a healthy dog.
I did that too when I was a kid. I used a half tablespoon of salt instead of a half teaspoon. Blech! We spared our dog, though.
just add 50 lbs of butter, 70 lbs of flour, 100 lbs of sugar, 10 lbs of baking soda and 500 eggs to the dirt … just throw it all into a cement mixer and pour it into a blast furnace for 30 seconds
The iron deficiency yearns
As do the B vitamins.
Average American recipe
Middle left is not too much flour IMO. I like my chocolate chip cookies at the supercritical state between cookies and scones.
psh who are you to say what’s too much
Too much butter looks like something to try
there no such thing as a bad cookie
Ever had cookies made by someone who was smoking while baking?
I kinda don’t want any dirt in there.
Your next biscuit will contain approximately 1.6g of dirt in it
Is that a threat or a curse?
whats the ideal cookie supposed to look like?
All of them. I would eat this entire meme, dirt and all.
Heheh
What did it say originally instead of “dirt”?
Nothing. It was an empty space.
I’d eat the whole first column tbh
edit: wait no that’s flour, put the sugar there and I’m in
