Got a butter knife that looks the same but weighs nothing. Drives me nuts.

Taking this post as a platform to rally against cutlery that isn’t fashioned from a single piece of metal but has a useless metal or plastic handle. When you take them out of the dishwasher, a pool of warm, stagnant , vaguely soap-smelling water will pour out onto your wrist and wet your sleeve and my week is ruined.

For the record, I haven’t experienced this in years but I carry the trauma.

I explicitly purchased identical cutlery and gave away all my old mismatched cutlery.

No ! Stop this madness ! Donate a your old cutlery and renew the entire set all at once so it always matches !

You don’t have to endure this pain and suffering. Better solutions exist !