• PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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      4 days ago

      Brooks be spinning in his grave so fast, you could wire him up to a dynamo and power a small African country

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        The new innovation is to reduce the people on a project and then demand it go faster. If it doesnt, you just have to add more meetings about why its not until it does.

        9 Pregnant women can’t have a baby in a month? Just fire 8 of them and demand the 1 left has her baby next week.

        It didn’t work last time? Well, Im sure it’ll work this time.