Ah, shoot!

It’s not the smoking of bare foot pets that’s prohibited in the building, that’s just silly. Bare foot pets just have to stay outside the building while smoking. And rightly so.

If your pot bellied pig tries to go indoors without putting on shoes or putting out his cigarello first, that’s on you for being a bad parent.

If you give your pets some little booties to wear, then they’ll let them smoke inside the building