Knocking on heavens door - guns and roses

Trippy

Hold up, which pullover hoodies are the ones that literally suck? Asking for a friend

Coleslawpsicle

Smh it’s like these people have never slapped a chicken before

Username checks out

I’m ashamed that it took me about 30 seconds to see what I was looking at

Nah pretty sure that’s Bill Burr

Imo if it’s fun then it’s good, but being fun isn’t the only path to “goodness”. Lots of good movies out there that are the opposite of fun

Enlightening

‘Go ahead, shoot me. I have body armor’

Raw egg is relatively safe, it’s the flour that’s the main risk

🎶 He got the wrong foot amputated 🎶

Well at least it’s beyond the environment

Oh, well apparently my lemmy instance is shutting down, do you think I’ll be able to sign up for your wife’s asshole?

Hey saaaaame. I wanna savor these last moments

Til that I’m hardcore

And were they racist pumpkins?

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