On the flip side, this makes a ton of money for ad platforms.
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418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•don't do ai and code kids
1·27 days agoThey don’t call it bleeding edge for nothing.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•The cloud is just someone else's computer, but the internet is just someone else's networkEnglish
11·28 days agoapartment landlord
why would you assume the worst possible setup?
(/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys
2·1 month agoEdit to add; no one is uploading videos of security guards doing nothing. Or at least those videos didn’t get any traction.
That’s an important and very valid bias to point out.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys
51·1 month agoI don’t know the rules, but there’s no shortage of YT videos of Walmart security grabbing people.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys
5·1 month agoJust make sure you pick the slowest friend you know.
418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.workstoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•I cant even make up corruption this blatant. My imagination is not this stupid.
3·1 month agoAgain, it’s just 2 + 2.
418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.workstoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•I cant even make up corruption this blatant. My imagination is not this stupid.
13·1 month agoWell they can only speculate about motive, and a reputable news org won’t do that.
But we know Trump, and we can put two and two together.
I’ve long wanted a keyboard like that as someone who just writes code all day everyday. But my fear is that I’ll get stuck on a regular keyboard, like when I’m traveling, and just be completely helpless having forgotten how to type normally.
Just push your settings to a public github repo or gist and you can wget them. Hell, if you have a domain just setup an easy-to-remember page that redirects to the github link … domain.com/configs. There are so many options for handling this situation.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump likely to name White House ballroom after himself, officials say
7·2 months agoAnd his ballroom.
[Decision] Paralysis Parfait
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•This actually seems genius but it might be the muscle relaxers
41·2 months agoYou will probably want to have a passing familiarity with Docker.
I asked ChatGPT what would happen. Here you go:
If every atom in the universe suddenly gained one extra electron, the result would be instant, universe-ending chaos — in less than a nanosecond. Here’s why:
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1. Universal Negative Charge Imbalance
Right now, matter is electrically neutral — the positive charges in nuclei balance the negative charges of electrons. Adding one electron to every atom makes every single atom negatively charged. The universe instantly becomes dominated by repulsive electrostatic forces.
Coulomb’s law tells us electric forces are ~10³⁶ times stronger than gravity. That means: • Atoms would violently repel each other. • Molecules couldn’t hold together. • Planets, stars, and galaxies — all held together by gravity — would be ripped apart by overwhelming electrostatic repulsion.
Within moments, all normal matter disintegrates into a plasma of electrons and nuclei being hurled away from each other.
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2. Collapse of Atomic and Molecular Structure
Each atom now has one more electron than its nucleus can bind: • The extra electron would either occupy a weakly bound outer orbital or be completely unbound. • Chemical bonds depend on balanced electron sharing — those would fail instantly. • Solids, liquids, and gases all cease to exist in recognizable form.
Essentially, chemistry ends. There’s no more “matter” in the familiar sense — just a roiling cloud of charged particles.
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3. Energy Release on an Unimaginable Scale
The addition of an electron to every atom requires — or releases — colossal energy, depending on the element and context: • Ionization energies and electron affinities differ between atoms. • You’re effectively forcing a global-scale electron capture reaction.
But the real kicker is that the sudden Coulomb repulsion between everything would dwarf any nuclear explosion imaginable. The entire universe’s matter would “explode” outward — far beyond the speed of galactic escape velocities — powered by the electrostatic potential energy now released.
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4. No Stable Matter, No Light, No Universe
With matter annihilated into a universal electron-ion plasma: • Photons would scatter off free charges (via Thomson scattering). • The universe would become completely opaque. • Eventually, as it expands and cools, you might end up with diffuse clouds of charged particles, but never stable atoms again.
You’d basically reset the universe to something like an ultra-energetic pre-recombination plasma — except with the wrong charge balance and no chance of re-neutralizing.
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In short:
Adding one extra electron to every atom would: • Destroy all atomic and molecular structure. • Overwhelm gravity entirely. • Convert the universe into a high-energy, negatively charged plasma. • Likely erase all physical structures — stars, planets, life, everything — in an instant.
It’s not a slow catastrophe; it’s an immediate, total one.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A
3·3 months agoNorth Carolina’s finest.
Clitius. It actually sounds right.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Any swifties here to verify this?
81·3 months agoIt’s pretty bad. It genuinely sounds like it was written by AI.



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