funny as fuck but also it’s twitter and i have no doubts people are signing up to this and it’s just not going to be real at all. which disappoints me i wanted to see the most annoying people ever do Jizzlympics

thank you so so much!!

could it be that my abetting a genocide vocally has alienated my voterbase?

no. it’s the 6 7 that i’m missing

these emails are written so fucking weirdly

COOL!!! I’m excited. this is what i was messaging people when they said they were bringing slime to school. not my reaction when my friend was like “want to sexually abuse little kids with me”

see we need more of this. make sure in your midterms (USAmerican, no other country has a relevant electoral system except us Yanks) to voot BLUE to cleave poor people in HALF rather than obliterate them with a deadly laser. if you vote against this for the Party Hoping to Stop The Mass State Violence Against Poor People, you should kill yourself and we should build the deadly laser just so we can kill your filthy ilk