The ArmA series by Bohemia Interactive.

My Cabbages!!!

yes.

Except if destruction of the brain kills zombies, their heads would explode from the heat, probably within 5-10 minutes.

They don’t care about tankies vs anarchist vs Social Democrat vs Neoliberal, to the far right, you’re all Maoists/Stalinists Damn Rotten Commies

FTFY.

…and now I can’t unsee it.

Noodling is basically cat fish hunting by allowing the catfish to bit onto your arm and you lift it out of the water onto the shore.