Carl Sagan, Neil Tyson, Dora the Explorer. All very important. Be interested in things.

Stephen Hawking fell into the same role in his later years. If your first introduction to him was trying to communicate science to stupid people, please read Black Holes and Baby Universes, or really, any of his works before he was getting ready to die.

So… a baby seal walks into a club…

Psst. 20 releases of Skyrim (probably). Bethesda has made plenty. Torrent that shit.

As an artist, I find this totally relatable. “Gosh, please don’t erect a statue right now. A statue sounds nice, though. I am not saying not to build me a statue. Please immortalize my likeness.”

Oh look: a fucking bear getting free dental. Half my fucking teeth have fallen out, and I could have a brand new set in 1 day. But, who owes who what is way more important than dignity.

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I’m gonna keep saying it: you guys are technophobes who don’t know how tools work.