Now that’s a butt hole

Sure as fuck hope so

Hey guys I have full control of Uranus. No one can access Uranus without my approval.

So full of it. I don’t work on Saturday.

My Ed is finally cured!!!

I would eat both of them

How about corn

Accurate. Except I sit down

We’ve all been there

Just need more tariffs, easy.

Lexapro and a bidet

I’m right there with you bro.

Earlier this year I tweaked my back sitting down on the toilet. That was fun.

Gimme that.

I never shit in the dishwasher though

It’s our fault for buying these pieces of shit.

Motorcycle driver

I just use my bare hands personally. Green to the core

Horse

So do they just circle over the school until the shooter has killed everyone and leaves the building?