Go back in time and buy Apple stock when it was $20 and sell when it’s $40

Next time a hurricane hits trump is ready with his sharpie.

Shaka when the chuse fell?

Maybe the Half-life games? You go through the game on rails, the most challenging part is the final bosses but you can skip those or use cheats.

A beautiful entrance like that! In this economy?

I get twitchy by looking at that image, gotta dodge those head crabs.

That’s the treat for finishing the whole cone!

APAP: All Politicians Are Preposterous?

It looks much larger than the Chicxulub crater (~200km diameter 72 tera tonnes of TNT), this must be a exatonne explosion, I measured the crater diameter to about 3500km!

It would take decades or centuries before the sky would clear after such an explosion, most likely resulting in a mass extinction event.