It should be, but presently it accumulates in the assets/accounts of the 10 worst people you can imagine instead

SEO optimization

Man they should really incorporate optimization into the initialism

Your model is lacking in one area - poopy() has an inverse poopwash() where for some set of poopy objects Y, poopwash maps Y to a subset of the set of real world objects, but there exists a set of poopy objects Z for which poopwash maps Z to a subset of poopy objects.

My initial instinct was to suggest that for all z in Z, keep(z) = false, however I believe your million dollar example runs counter to this. Nonetheless, I suspect there is a useful subset of Z, let’s say S, for which we can say, for all s in S, keep(s) = false.

3 hours? In this economy? Best I can offer is 20 minutes, and even that’s gonna cost you