This reminds me for some reason about the time I found a half-full can of vintage rat poison at an antique store. It was basically entirely arsenic.

Why the pelvis specifically? How did it get there? What were you doing with it?

You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980’s WWF and I’d totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

“Drowning 50000 guests in 20 seconds”

RT = Rollercoaster Tycoon?

Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it’s being censored?

Ain’t it the truth!

I haven’t seen Showgirls, but I think i know what you mean

Nah, I’m serious. You’ll find several instances of me professing my love of Battlefield Earth and Waterworld in my comment history. As well as my disdain for Last Jedi.

It’s pretty easy. There are bad movies, like Star Wars: The Last Jedi and most Marvel movies. Then, there are good movies like Waterworld, Demolition Man, and Battlefield Earth.

I’m fine with that. I mean, bodies aren’t really people anymore. The people part flickers out to nothingness, leaving the meat husk.