Lurk a bit, feel the vibes out. Things are different here. blocking works differently, so does karma (it still sorts posts but there’s no profile score and it doesn’t sort comments unless you specifically set it to).

Just go straight for that community search bar, switch to all, and just start typing shit in. Lots of reddit subs have equivalent communities here but they don’t rise to the top because it’s a small platform. Unless you curate your feed, it’s just going to be trump outrage posts all day.

Drink water, and enjoy yourself. Welcome 👋

God I need this. Why did we think it could be better than brown

Raw, definitely

Egg white 🤔

Had me fooled, people have seemed pretty disappointed if I decline one

Just letting you know I could have described the texture but I didn’t

My ex used to tell me about the singular guy working in her intake department at a hospital. Before he showed up everyone was hyping him up because “he’s a numbers guy” which was probably a line he used in the interview.

He gets there, is slow to learn, does an uneven share of work, gets other people to hold his hand for basic tasks. She hates him. He is widely acclaimed, special boy. Office favorite. The move was a great success for him, apparently last I heard.

I got some of that pre period goop in me once. I would say that turnabout was fair play for a dude but I don’t like blowies so I just got gooped for nuthin

Yeah I fuckin swallowed it, I’m not bitch made

Not a deal breaker, still would Velma.

If you logged in using a phone number they’re referencing you from other people who have you in their contacts.

If you tell them no, they just dick you from another angle

2 day old account. Whacha doin there, OP? Do they know they don’t have to farm karma here?

Like maybe if you drew me a picture of a leftist excusing bombing other countries I might believe you that it happened.

Probably not but it would be really funny

It’s fucking Joe and Duncan Trussel

Op: I think I’ll instantly summon all of .ml for a flame war

Oh man if there’s one thing about being left it’s being pro war. Maybe stick to drawing people as soyjacks, big guy

I don’t want to fix anyone’s social media addiction. I want to bitch about kids on social media and feel like a genius

So they say. But if that were the case then why did Skyscraper-forehead get his polycule and a bone zone pass. Surely he could have helped save his species from extinction without being married, no?

The kiosk salesman approach