CompetitiveColonics

My aunt was in Africa teaching computer skills in villages when my grandma died. We got sent a package from my aunt, and it was this little sarcophagus box and a little dime bag of “material” without any note of what it was. My mom thought “oh shit, my sister sent me hashish” as she rips open the bag and spills the contents all over the kitchen table. Then stared at it for a minute before saying “oh fuck, that’s mom” and tried to gather as much of the ashes into the box before sponging the rest of grandma off the table.

Pace is peace in Italian

I always go well over 300. I search everything

Make a tea, it’ll hit within 20 minutes. Just made tea last week, told my friend I make it good, they didn’t believe me and half an hour later apologized for doubting me lol

No, you must individually bet on 0, double 0, or triple 0, not green as a whole

In American roulette there is also double 0, and the more recently added triple zero, because the house wasn’t winning enough I suppose