Growing up, every time dad would drive by the peach he would yell out, “put panties on the peach!”. Now as an adult, all I see is a big ole butt crack and also yell out “put panties on the peach!”.

My partner does the same thing! The amount of times I’ve looked at the microwave and wondered why time is standing still is too damn high!

Scavengers Reign was odd, but good. I still didn’t know how to describe it to anyone.

I love telling whiny users who claim they’ve always had “this” problem that I cannot fix what I do not know is broken. If there’s no ticket, then nothing is broken, so quit your whining.