“But I don’t want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.”

If I got in a collision with a car from the 70s with a car today

Everyone is concentrating on that because that’s what the actual question is about. OP didn’t ask to avoid the collision.

It’s all about exaggerated escalation to make it clear that im joking.

_this message was sponsored by the darwin awards committee

And this part also carries some weight towards the joking part

…is what They^tm wants you to believe.

Trust no one, always wear your tinfoil hat and don’t take vaccines.

~this message was sponsored by the darwin awards committee and the illuminati~

Googling Time ;)

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It’s actually a shame so many people are so condescending about their delusions.

I can never tell if these kind of comments are just meant to be subtle self mockery, or that your just really that unaware of yourself.

Humans are also mostly water.

Only one thing left to do; become the clanker to kill the clanker.

Soon in your local cinema: Clankerman

It is funny.

Your right are getting eroded or attempts are being made, tensions the world over are rising and everything is getting more expensive for everyone.

But the memes are Booming.

Well you can take it that way and double down.

Or you could look at the criticism and think to yourself “maybe they have a point, maybe I should slow down and make my text readable before posting an unreadable mess”.

Dumb down? There is nothing to dumb down, it’s just that the build up of your sentences makes them hard to read.

Let’s not pretend your previous comment wasn’t supposed to be a thinly veiled insult.

Well no, it was meant as a stupid joke, because let’s face it; nobody sacrifices inca-style anymore and most people look at you weirdly if you mention naked dancing for your religion.

And you phrased it in a delicately ridiculous way.

Yes I’m well aware, this was intentional.

But we will be fighting about it, because you just stepped in a Waffle house. Have at thee!

Well, you weren’t into supernatural gods, so I figured you might be into natural gods ;P can’t get more natural than the Sun and nature.

The cookies being rejected should’ve been the standard. Instead they gave us shitty popups that didn’t solve anything.

I myself do not believe in a supernatural god.

So do you lean more towards sacrificing still beating hearts to our father the Sun or are you more into hugging trees and dancing naked in the moonlight?

They^tm had the same attitudes against newspapers and books at first. It takes a bit to normalise things(and for the old guard to die off)

Unintended safety feature

He’s right though, we can blame the British for most of our problems. Hell, it’s even taught in schools although they don’t come out and blame them directly.